Want To Be a Bazillionaire? Don't Become a Copywriter.

I went to school before things like the Internet and social media existed.

I read books instead of learning how to write code.

I didn’t graduate from MIT.

I went back to school and got a Masters in English — making me even more unemployable than I already was.

I’ve never written an elevator speech.

I moved from Mountain View — home to Google — to Massachusetts.

And, I just ended my relationship with Facebook.

I’m the antithesis of the twenty-somethings portrayed in this hilarious video about life in the Silicon Valley.

(Hat tip to Fake Steve Jobs who posted it.)